Very underwhelming and over-priced experience

Really underwhelming experience. Was definitely a rip-off. The water hyacinth could be seen for KILOMETERS! Spent half the trip trying to get in and out of it. Can't believe they still charge premium prices in that condition. They gave very little champagne. The table and chairs were vey cheap. I requested a cake for a birthday and they took AGES to bring it out after I requested it several times. They cake didn't have a name as requested. They didn't bring a knife after I requested several times. They quality of the experience was just very low for the premium prices!