Joané van Eeden

Absolutely Horrible - Off Beer, Pathetic Service, Raw Hake, Bad Manager Attitude

If I could give this place a rating less than 1 star, I would. Where to start... so we went there on 2 occasions: a Thursday and Saturday. The Thursday when we got there, we ordered beers. Upon tasting the beer we realised the beer was off (rotten). We then ordered another beer, which was also off. This continued for 4 beers, then we finally just ordered an Amstel and that was not off. Then we ordered pizzas. R120 for a pizza, and then it gets to our table and it is the smallest pizza that I have seen in my life (like Spur kiddies pizza size). To top that, it wasn't even a good pizza. It did not taste great. We went back the Saturday as we heard their seafood is great and we were willing to give them another chance. Firstly the service was pathetic. My mom waited 20 minutes for a beer. Secondly my dad ordered a beer (the same that he ordered the Thursday) and it was STILL off. Meaning that they have been selling this off beer to clients since Thursday. Then we ordered hake and chips. When it got to us, we tasted it, and realised that it was not cooked through (the hake was still see through and jelly). We sent it back. Then the manager came and gave us a whole speech on how maybe that just is what that specific fish looks like when it is cooked (as if we haven't had hake before). She had the worst attitude. We were absolutely astounded. Safe to say we are never going back and we recommend that you don't wither.