Worst place to vacation at Club Mykonos resort

Having been here numerous times
this is the worst time spent at Club Mykonos and lack value. When we arrived we found cleaners still busy cleaning our apartment resulting in us having to walk around for an hour plus already fatigued by a long but scenic drive. I suppose the thrill of the moment had dampened the impact of this wasted time. We settled and while I was alone in the apartment I thought I was being visited from the dark side with the sound af a bang after reciting every prayer to ward off the impending evil I restored to investigating and found it is the tile falling off wall, in hind site that could have been one of 2 things poor workmanship or that evil spirit. Well today we are stuck the entire day without electricity thanks to mismanagement of the the powers that be. What concerned me was the contingency plan of the management which was to provide hot water and warm up food items. Yes that is the plan Management came up with I would expect that plan from a 2 bedroom bed and breakfast in Kwagas Kraal in the Kalahari. We had planned our as follows for breakfast a Double fish burger with a divider of mozzarella cheese topped with onion rings and splashed with a garden salad drizzled in tartar sauce on a panini bread with a side od coated Chateau potatoes.  We sent our fish burgers to strategically placed contingency Centre and the very polite lady informed me telephonically that they can not warm it because it is raw I did want to point out the obvious as that is what happens if you do not have electricity to avoid sounding condescending. She however sent it to the marina to be grilled. Otherwise I suppose I had to rub twigs together to light a fire to cook the burgers. We also sent the braai which was not consumed in a hunger frenzy last night when this was returned from being warmed we noticed it was Flavoured with rigor mortise and a dash of ash. Being famished as we had an early supper yesterday and being held captive by the 8 to 10 slot of the infamous loadshedding last night we could not manage to conjure anything note worthy to eat. So this morning when all hopes were dashed for a gourmet burger and fear of the assault on our pallets by the left over braai we left for the mall to grab something to eat. When I spoke the the polite lady and asked what compensation Mykonos is offering she said there will be no compensation I asked if there will be extra activities to pass this day of darkness she said no. I think Management does not understand we need creature comforts if I wanted to live in a tent in the bush warding off wild animals of prey infront of a twig lit fire I would have  booked into a campsite. So to advise Management open up the spar and  the paid activities as free shift check out time from 10 to 4 these are just creative solutions which I can suggest at the end of the day your guest wants value to give hot water does not add value. While I'm typing this I lost network and was shoved back to the dark age literally and mentally cause I can't think of a worst experience locally and internationally I have had actually there was once in 2002 while in Addis Ababa Ethiopia my toilet actual toilet came out of the floor and I could see the occupants staring at me. So Club mykonos you take second place for worst experience. Babalwa the duty manager has still not called as you promised