Disgusted. Appalled. Offended.

Purchased a bunch of samples (15+) from this place totalling close to R1000 and I’m convinced every one of them were counterfeit because they smelled OFFENSIVE. The most horrible smells you will ever smell. So extremely disappointed. If you’re seeing reviews online talking about how Dubai perfumes are as good as designer fragrances, don’t fall for it - you will waste your money (assuming these were real and not **** versions of the dubai clones)

I can’t explain how disgusting some of these fragrances were. Disgusting. You couldn’t pay me millions to wear these. If you think for one second that I’m exaggerating, let me put it this way - I tested these fragrances on paper strips in my living room and the room smelled so appalling that I opened all my doors and windows and put on a fan blowing towards the windows IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER AT NIGHT.

The only circumstance that I can see anyone wanting to wear these is if you HATE human contact and want everyone to stay at least 10 meters away from you. Guaranteed if you wear any one of these scents and go into a room, the room will evacuate. If you wear these scents on a date, your date will ghost you. If you wear these scents to a funeral, the dead may rise and ask you to please leave. If you wear these scents to a picnic, the grass around you will die and the birds will fall from the sky. If you wear these scents to your office job on the ground floor, your ***orkers will run up to the 15th floor just to jump to their death. If you wear these scents to a party, the host will call the cops on themselves just so that everyone can leave their house. If you wear these scents to AA meetings, everyone including the head mentor will go to their nearest bar afterwards and black out just to forget about the smell.

I would rather lose my sense of smell than to ever smell these scents again in my life. I was appalled by whatever liquids were housed in those perfume bottles. I would say that these business owners should go to hell but I’m sure satan himself would have better standards than to make his followers smell whatever that is.

-100/10 I hate this business for making me smell these scents