The hotel that isn't a hotel but thinks it is

Too awful. The security is the only good thing here - good luck trying to get in to check in! No concierge. No bar. No cafe. No service. Small rooms with a huge fridge right next to the bed. They demand an R800 deposit. Good luck tryign to get that refunded! No swimming allowed before 9am - in case you wanted to take a quiet dip before going to a meeting. Too horrible for words!