Worst all round takeaway experience of my life.

Pizza Guys - Cape Road, Port Elizabeth:

I used to love Pizza Guys but new management has seen it go down the toilet.

The number has changed yet it hasn't been updated on their website or Facebook (at the time of writing this review) so phoning in my order was impossible.

Card machine doesn't work, so I had to pay next door. I waited well over 20 minutes for my pizza. I was informed only after 20 minutes had already elapsed that there were no thick bases left so I had to settle for thin. A few minutes later: there aren't any green peppers either.

When I got home and opened the boxes: pizzas were white as a sheet, saying the toppings were sp**** would be an understatement.

I ordered a Pizza Guys Deluxe. What it's supposed to have: pepperoni, ham, beef, mushroom, green pepper, black olives, sauce, cheese.

What it had: almost no sauce, ham, a few olives, cheese.

The taste? Sour, like vinegar. Almost no tomato base. Almost indescribably the worst pizza I've tasted in years, literally just horrible.

Neither I nor anyone I know will ever go here again. Can't imagine being more disappointed, what a joke.