Active since Mar 2018
Standard bank employing dregs of humanity, giving them titles like head client coverage and head consumer segment with huge egos, zero ability and the skills of a turd.
Seems like all std banks ethical directors and managers are moving to ABSA and all the dregs who treat customers like trash are staying.
If you have any dealings with presh (head client coverage) jabulile (norwood manager) or nick (head consumer segment) take your money and run. Fancy titles, big ego's, zero talent. The only managers with any ethics are moving to ABSA while the dregs remain.
If you're unfortunate enough to have dealings with standard banks head client coverage, take your money and run before it disappears. Inept and dishonest.
When the ****roaches at std bank ***** your money but send you a copy and paste 'happy birthday valued client' message, you know you're dealing with scvmb@gs.
Just when one thinks that the ******* at standard bank can't sink any lower, they prove you wrong. 13 months after an account was frozen without warning, I received an sms today stating that the account wasn't fica compliant (the account has been active for over 10 years). sim, presh, jabulile, you are disgusting.
For over a year, the inept, head client coverage presh, and Norwood branch manager jabulile have failed to provide a reasonable solution and prefer to block my posts. Huge egos, zero ability. IOL, BusinessTech, Sowetolive, news24, Moneyweb, DailyMaverick, The Citizen and others, now name and shame them. I hope the money was worth having your names dragged through the mud. Think twice before trusting standard bank with your money - check out the hundreds of negative posts on Hellopeter.
A year ago, standard bank decided, without warning, to freeze my son's account because it was an account meant for under 16's, despite the fact that he was already 21. All they had to do was move the money into one of several other available accounts, but that didn't suit their agenda. Since then I've been ignored by ceo tshabalala and fobbed off by 'head client coverage' presh and Norwood branch manager jabulile - fancy titles, zero skills. Wonderful way to treat a customer of 45 years. Judging by the amount of complaints here, it's what std bank specializes in - *****ing from customers. PS - std bank immediate payment R50+ Capitec immediate payment R6. Avoid them. Unfortunately I learned that too late.
Avoid 'head client coverage' presh and Norwood 'manager' jabulile. The titles are definitely not earned on ability.
Managers who are unhelpful, *********, ****s. Head client coverage presh, norwood 'manager' jabulile beyond useless. Avoid them.
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