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2 reviews6 months ago
-4 stars for bad service
Here yee here yee, gather round while I tell you a tale full of horrors beyond your wildest dreams. Twas a fine day when the fair ****en decided that enough was enough, and after battling for 2 weeks with chest pain decided to brace the journey to the dreaded hospital. The weather was stormy and cold as she braced herself against the elements, battling the treacherous road and slaying the dragon before storming the keep. The brave knights performed tests and made notes as they pulled faces and looked at charts, no issue was found and the fair ****en was banished from the keep before days end, with promises that next week it will be better. Potion in hand she battled her way home and took the potions, that made her feel horrible but she pushed through. Weeks later the issue was found, what it was is currently not important because the focus is not on the fair ****en’s health, it is on what went on around it. The fair ****en received an invoice from the Gods (or so they seem to think they are) for tests ordered by the hospital they recommended. Said Gods have now decided that these tests and potions are not covered by the ****en’s medical aid and she should have died first before seeking help. This is not my story, but I am a concerned friend and citizen, how many more people need to be put in this position where the tests are ordered by the doctors and the medical aid declines them. Is this fair that you need to be dead before they will cover you? I think they should be held responsible for preventative medicine as much as for what comes after. They seem to be more interested in paying almost 2 million for the patient that survives a heart attack than the 400 to prevent it. In my not so humble opinion, if you go to a doctor because of a real concern, and the doctor orders tests. The medical aid should cover it. So, if you care about your family or loved ones, go literally anywhere else, because the grim reaper provides better health care than these money hungry tadpoles. Things you will need to be able to do • Beat the devil at a fiddle contest and keep your soul • Colonize mars and populate the entire planet on your own • Challenge the 4 horse men to hand to hand combat and win Things you will not be able to do • Get these money hungry vampires to pay for your medical expenses • Cancel your medical aid when you are not happy with the service • Get the vampire overloads to stop draining your bank balance even when they don’t keep to the agreement Other skills you should invest in, if you decide to sign up with this company include • Finding the Necronomicon and dedicating your life to bringing back the dead (because this will work better than trying to get them help before they die) • Finding the fountain of youth so your loved ones will never need to go to hospital or see a doctor (in that case save your money) • Hope you won the genetic lottery and will never need to see a doctor because if you do it will be coming out of your pocket • Finding a cross roads demon and giving them your soul for 10 years of good health when you do get sick (still cheaper than paying these money hungry turd bags anything) • Hoping that the phrase break a leg in fact does not cause your leg to break as this will be expensive and you will not have a good time at all • Learn to do your own stitches so you don’t get charged for it • Learn to do open heart surgery (don’t worry your mom wont mind, if anything goes wrong, she can actually use her medical aid in the afterlife)
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6 months ago
they owe me 4 stars. -4 stars for them
Here yee here yee, gather round while I tell you a tale full of horrors beyond your wildest dreams. Twas a fine day when the fair ****en decided that enough was enough, and after battling for 2 weeks with chest pain decided to brace the journey to the dreaded hospital. The weather was stormy and cold as she braced herself against the elements, battling the treacherous road and slaying the dragon before storming the keep. The brave knights performed tests and made notes as they pulled faces and looked at charts, no issue was found and the fair ****en was banished from the keep before days end, with promises that next week it will be better. Potion in hand she battled her way home and took the potions, that made her feel horrible but she pushed through. Weeks later the issue was found, what it was is currently not important because the focus is not on the fair ****en’s health, it is on what went on around it. The fair ****en received an invoice from the Gods (or so they seem to think they are) for tests ordered by the hospital they recommended. Said Gods have now decided that these tests and potions are not covered by the ****en’s medical aid and she should have died first before seeking help. This is not my story, but I am a concerned friend and citizen, how many more people need to be put in this position where the tests are ordered by the doctors and the medical aid declines them. Is this fair that you need to be dead before they will cover you? I think they should be held responsible for preventative medicine as much as for what comes after. They seem to be more interested in paying almost 2 million for the patient that survives a heart attack than the 400 to prevent it. In my not so humble opinion, if you go to a doctor because of a real concern, and the doctor orders tests. The medical aid should cover it. So, if you care about your family or loved ones, go literally anywhere else, because the grim reaper provides better health care than these money hungry tadpoles. Things you will need to be able to do • Beat the devil at a fiddle contest and keep your soul • Colonize mars and populate the entire planet on your own • Challenge the 4 horse men to hand to hand combat and win Things you will not be able to do • Get these money hungry vampires to pay for your medical expenses • Cancel your medical aid when you are not happy with the service • Get the vampire overloads to stop draining your bank balance even when they don’t keep to the agreement Other skills you should invest in, if you decide to sign up with this company include • Finding the Necronomicon and dedicating your life to bringing back the dead (because this will work better than trying to get them help before they die) • Finding the fountain of youth so your loved ones will never need to go to hospital or see a doctor (in that case save your money) • Hope you won the genetic lottery and will never need to see a doctor because if you do it will be coming out of your pocket • Finding a cross roads demon and giving them your soul for 10 years of good health when you do get sick (still cheaper than paying these money hungry turd bags anything) • Hoping that the phrase break a leg in fact does not cause your leg to break as this will be expensive and you will not have a good time at all • Learn to do your own stitches so you don’t get charged for it • Learn to do open heart surgery (don’t worry your mom wont mind, if anything goes wrong, she can actually use her medical aid in the afterlife)
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