Dont switch to Switch

If incompetence was an Olympic sport, Switch would be taking home the gold medal while somehow still managing to charge you for the podium.

"SPEED HUMPS ON A HIGHWAY ARE MORE HELPFUL THAN THIS BUNCH"

Out of all the companies I've dealt with locally and internationally, Switch has proudly claimed the title of "Most Likely to Make You Question Your Life Choices." Their customer service moves with the urgency of a sloth on quaaludes, while their registration process makes watching paint dry feel like an extreme sport.

INTERNATIONAL PROVIDERS: 5 minutes to get fully operational. SWITCH: 5 days to maybe complete a registration attempt if the stars align and someone bothers to wake up from their nap.

But the real comedy gold? Trying to get your money back from these clowns. Their business model is sheer genius: Demand payment upfront (because apparently their "on" switch is directly wired to your bank account) Provide less service than a lemonade stand in Antarctica Make refunds more complicated than rocket science Profit! (Well, they profit - you get migraines)

THEIR REFUND PROCESS INVOLVES: Jumping through flaming hoops Solving riddles from a sphinx Finding the Holy Grail Probably sacrificing your firstborn.........

Meanwhile, international providers like Twilio had me making actual phone calls in less time than it took Switch to send me a "we received your query" auto-response.

pro tip : If you value your sanity, time, and blood pressure levels, do yourself the biggest favor of your life and avoid Switch like they're offering free COVID at a sneeze convention.

The only thing they're proficient at switching is turning your functioning business day into a Kafkaesque nightmare.

My final verdict : Using Switch as a service provider is like choosing a concrete life jacket. It's not just a bad idea; it's a cry for help. Seek professional assistance instead.