Worst hotel ever

So I've read the reviews from years ago and it was good then but now it's a dump. Kind of like putting makeup on a *** and trying to pass it as a model. We stayed there two nights for a wedding. The room we had was absolutely atrocious. It looked like the carpets has never seen a cleaner. The dust was so thick on the furniture. AC looked like it came out of the ark with Noah. TV was not working and the bathroom had almost no water. The shower sprayed two little trickles of water and the toilet pushes up when flushed. The washing basin was clogged. The lamps were not working as well. The backdoor was so full of spiderwebs and could not even close. The railing outside the bar area was loose and is an accident waiting to happen. I felt so sorry for the poor Rooikat in the cage pacing up and down with nowhere to go. Downstairs where the parrot is in his cage there's building materials etc just laying there in plain view of everyone. The card machine was not working but the internet was fine. Therefore you had to either pay cash or do an eft to the owners account. I mean where do you get cash 50km from Rustenburg in the mountains. The owner has got an absolute goldmine there if he could maybe do more maintenance on the place. Get the rooms cleaned properly and utilities working and do more upkeep on the gardens and grass etc and I promise more and more people will come to your venue. Word of mouth is the best way to advertise but can also sink a business. I do not believe we got value for our money at all and will never go back there or even recommend it to anyone. Sorry I'm deeply disappointed in the venue.