Nightmare restaurant experience

Made the unfortunate choice to take myself, my wife and two international swiss guests which might jyst be my worst restaurant experience and that says something as I am 66 years old. A nightmare t forget. Firstly no parking to speaok of. Secondly the on line booking failed, however we were unfortunately able to get a table. We ordered starters. Honestly looked nothing like the dishes on google and and were received by 3 people as mediocre. Mine wasnt that bad, could have been presented better but overall ok. Ordered ****tails. Honestly this restaurant needs to learn how to present ****tails. Ordered wine. The Swiss guest knows his wine and has travelled the world several times over. Ordered a Shiraz. We had a bottle opened of Chevin Blanc plonked on the table and waiter left. Took us 10 minutes to be able to point out this massive error. Wel the main meal arrived which was 2 seafood platters for two. Possibly the worst meal ever experienced. Cutlery missing, no sauces, heaps of rice and overcooked oily chips, we might have been forgiven for being in a soup kitchen. It took us another 15 minutes to get cutlery and the 3 sauces, chilly, garlic and lemon butter. This only because my wife got up and went searching for assistance otherwise the food would hv been cold and congealed. Well it was a mistake to eat some of the meal. The fish was so overcooked and dried out most of us left it. The mussels was a repetition of the mussel starter, crumbed calamari were basically salt sticks and the prawns although not great but eatable were super small. The sauces were so bad that not one of the 4 guests ventured adding to the meal as not only did they looked like puke and on sampling them they were just so awful. We left the mountains of rice and oily overcooked chips. We then had dessert. The rocky road was basically what once was ice cream just dark nutty soup, my cheesecake was ok but forgetable and the sorbet trio well our guests decided to give it a miss. We settled for irish coffee which was fine. What an embaras*****t. Our prize was that my wife had severe stomach cramps the next morning and I 4 days later still feel unwell. Even If you paid me and gave me free meals in that restaurant, you would not see me there again.