"FEMA: Experts in Ghosting Injured Workers & Cutting Costs!"

Bravo, FEMA! You’ve truly perfected the art of ignoring medical reports, dodging payments, and ghosting desperate injured workers — all to save a few bucks.

Who needs compassion or legal responsibility when you can just vanish behind endless “pending” excuses and block calls? Why bother paying someone in pain when you can grind them down with delay tactics until they give up?

FEMA clearly believes injured workers are cheaper when ignored. If you’re looking for an insurer that turns suffering into a corporate savings plan, congratulations — you’ve found your match!