I'd rather be a jew in 1930s Germany than eat their food again

I have secretly been filming a new show, South Africa: Criminal Places to Eat. Under an alias, I've ordered some food from your Johannesburg joint, and dare I say it's one of the absolute worst I've ever eaten. Your pizza, supposed to be one of the most unique, it's just awful. Never in my life have I ever had to vomit so much. Olives, overpower the rest of the toppings, the chili is just there. It doesn't go with any other topping. The worst part perhaps is the generic box, which just says 'Pizza'. Your wings, Jesus, **** me! I swear they're frozen, defrosted, drowned in barbecue sauce, and then microwaved. The sauce feels off the shelf. Nothing about them says comfort. I never want to experience such disappointing dining again... Forno Italiano is a Criminal Place to Eat.