The "Nokia" of Geysers: Obsolete Software

I work with complex systems for a living, and my home is fully integrated with advanced IoT and Home Assistant setups.

GeyserWise used to be the "go-to" in South Africa. Now, they are the Nokia of the industry—selling 2010 technology at 2026 prices, completely asleep at the wheel while competitors overtake them.

The Cold Hard Facts:

Blind to Power Usage: It is frankly embarrassing that GeyserWise is the only major system in its price bracket that cannot tell you how much electricity you are using. In a country with our energy crisis, this is unforgivable.

The "***gyback" Humiliation: Their software is so bad that third-party companies (like GeyserWala) have built businesses just by taking GeyserWise hardware and replacing the "brain" because the original is so limited. When other companies can run your own hardware better than you can, you have failed.

Archaic Logic: You are forced into a rigid "4-block" timer system. Modern systems (Elon, etc.) allow you to set specific temperatures for any time you want. GeyserWise forces you to live by their rules.

Dangerous Documentation: Their instruction manual is worse than useless—it is a liability. I know of users who have permanently damaged their geysers because the manual is so poorly written it might as well be toilet paper.

Ghosting Customers: I sent a detailed technical breakdown to their management, offering to explain exactly where they are failing. They couldn't be bothered to reply.

Verdict: GeyserWise is resting on its brand name. The hardware is fine, but the software is a dinosaur. If you want a modern smart home, avoid this brand until they wake up and join the 21st century.