****mers

Tim the owner is the most patronising, arrogant, rude and ****** lodge owner I have ever come across.

His lodge is advertised under false pretence as close to the Bushfire festival in Malkerns and seen as 8 minutes away from the event on the Agoda site. He only told us the truth about the distance to his place once we had made full payment and it was day of check-in and we were calling him because we were getting lost, he was rude on the phone and the first option he could offer was to cancel with no refund and put the phone down on us.

When we got to his dumb of a lodge 90 minutes later, the rooms had no water, they were dirty, stinky, no toilet paper and with a bar soap cut into half to share across different rooms. The place is an absolute junk, it is beyond me that they expect paying humans to live in such appalling conditions. The toilet looked like it hadn’t seen a cleaning detergent in years and when 1 of my friends flushed, frogs surfaced.

When we tried to address pir concerns on the distance with him, the man could not speak to us like decent people, he was swearing and cursing, calling us names like belligerents.

It was so unpleasant, we checked out before time as the place was completely unbearable.

I do not wish the experience we had on anyone that is looking for a good place to stay.