The epitomy of pathetic

<p>How do I begin to explain how much of a joke this "resort" is.. </p> <p>On our first night's stay, I accidently cut into my finger (due to terrible lighting because I only brought a 50m extension lead with me, instead of the required 100m cords - since their electric boxes are so far apart). Nevertheless, whilst attempting to sleep, I began to develop intense pain and therefore woke my girlfriend up and told her we should find a nearby hospital and have this checked out. Upon leaving the premises, we found that there would be no staff to open any of the two gates to exit. After phoning around 14 times, the ower (moody and awful) finally opened for us but mentioned very clearly that she would NOT be able to open for us again when we return (which would be around 4:30am). <br /><br />I can completely understand that people require their beauty rest, however if there is an emergency at YOUR resort, perhaps you could forfeit 5min of sleep in order to press a button and open a gate.<br /><br />Nonetheless, my girlfriend and I spend 3 hours in the parking lot of a hospital - waiting till 7am so that we could get back into the "resort". Without a single apology from the owner, we noticed further issues arise as we continued with our stay.<br /><br />This "resort" ruined my girlfriend's Birthday. I will be sure to tell EVERYONE I know of the absolutely terrible experience we suffered. I sincerly hope that business is lost in the coming months.<br /><br />Thanks, for absolutely nothing.</p>