Umzumbe chalets - I though it was a prank

I made a booking at Umzumbe Chalets for a week, after I made the booking I received an email on the resort rules. At first, I thought it was a prank but later confirmed this with them. Here are some of the things you have to comply with Bring your own towels for the beach and bathroom Bring your own DSTV decoder and cables Bring your own cleaning material although the units are serviced Bring your own dishcloths and dishwashing liquid Provide your own toilet paper for the duration of your stay You need to pay a levy of R30 a day to use electricity Pay the levy and a breakage deposit of R1000 one week before arrival otherwise, you can not enter the resort and will be fined. If you are not in your unit to allow the cleaner in, your unit will not be serviced. This is a three-star rated resort but it does not comply with the minimum set standards as laid down by the tourism board