Zero customer service

We specifically stopped here yesterday after hearing about it from friends. Walked in at 12h30, stood at the front door while waiters wafted past but not one greeted or showed us to a table. It's practically like self-service there - get own table and clear up mess from previous customers. Waited over 10 min before being asked if we've been helped to which I replied no and we were about to walk out.<br> <br> Had a warm platter for two for a hundred bucks which was disappointing. They cut up the sausages so you can't tell how many there are, but it was probably two, along with three bread rolls plus two random slices of bread roll offcuts and some indistinguishable spreads in four tiny ramekins, plus two gherkins.<br> A pretentious place with staff huddled at the bar counter, ignoring customers, not to mention staff sitting on the outside staircase and smoking while wearing uniform looking totally unprofessional.<br> <br> Avoid this place unless this is the type of service you enjoy spending money on.<br> <br> Rather go to Black Horse Brewery if you're in Gauteng - a much, much better place. They actually run their place like a business and not a student hangout joint.