Explain yourself Hello Peter.. WHY ?

Your review of Frankie Fat Cake was removed on 10/11/2025.

Explain yourself Hello Peter.. WHY ?

If you’ve ever wondered what disappointment tastes like, Frankie Fat Cake serves it hot, limp, and deeply confused. Calling this “fish and chips” is a crime against both fish and potatoes. The “fish” looked like it had given up halfway through being one, then lost a bar fight with a deep fryer. The chips were limp, lifeless, and clearly waiting for a reason to exist.

The smell hit me before the food did, imagine an oil drum reheated since 1997. My dog, who once ate a roll of toilet paper, sniffed it and walked away like he’d seen the devil.

If Google allowed negative stars, I’d still need extra room for this disaster. Frankie Fat Cake should come with a warning sign: “Abandon all hope, ye who order here.”

Food: 1/5 Service: 1/5 Atmosphere: 1/5