I don’t usually write reviews, but after our experience at Mike’s Kitchen, I feel compelled to speak up

I don’t usually write reviews, but after our experience at Mike’s Kitchen, I feel compelled to speak up — this was hands down one of the worst meals we’ve ever had.

For starters, we ordered snails and African poppers. I took the first bite of my snails and instantly called my husband to taste them — his reaction said it all: “There’s no way you’re eating that.” The snails were slimy, and instead of melted cheese, there was a strange, lumpy white sauce that crumbled in the mouth. It was absolutely vile.

As for the African poppers, they looked burnt to a crisp. The moment we bit into them, they crumbled like burnt toast — dry, overcooked, and completely unappetizing. I have no idea how something like that even made it out of the kitchen.

Then came the mains. Both my husband and I ordered steak — I chose the jalapeño version and he had the bacon one. Honestly, just the appearance of the food was off-putting. We each took one bite, and that was enough. My husband immediately stood up and asked the manager to please take the food to the back and taste it himself. The steak was watery, rubbery, and tasted like it had been microwaved — no flavour, no care, just completely inedible. so bad that we asked the manager to please take it to the back and just taste it . people will get so sick of the food there its bad ! close this place down asap !

And as if that wasn’t enough, the kids’ play area was filthy. All the toys were just dumped in one corner, dirty and uninviting. It looked completely neglected and unhygienic — definitely not a place you'd feel comfortable letting your child play in.

I am beyond disappointed.