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Active since Feb 2015
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28 reviews63 months ago
Task Manager
Why did Karen press Alt+Ctrl+Del? She wanted to see the Task Manager
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63 months ago
The computer
At work my boss calls me "the computer" Nothing to do with my intelligence though, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
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63 months ago
Chameleon
Took my pet chameleon in to see the doctor as he was no longer changing colours. Doctor diagnosed him with "a reptile dysfunction"
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63 months ago
Queen
I went for a job interview at your company recently. The interviewer asked me "can you perform under pressure". I said "no but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody."
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63 months ago
Communication
If you every get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly because communication is key
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63 months ago
3 person sofa
I was looking for a sofa to buy. The salesman pointed to one sofa in your store and said "This one can seat three people without any problems" I thought to myself "that's great, where the hell am I going to find three people without any problems!"
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63 months ago
Bagpipes
Bagpipes are the only instrument that, when you learn to play them properly, sound exactly the same as when you started.
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63 months ago
whey overpriced
Just saw a tub of protein on your website advertised for R1300 I thought to myself "that's whey overpriced"
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63 months ago
Leg day
Life Hack 101 Everyday is leg day when you are running from your problems.
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63 months ago
Coffins
I saw an advert in your newspaper advertising coffins I thought to myself "that's the last thing I need!"
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Review Distribution
5 Star
23 (82.14285714285714%)
4 Star
0 (0%)
3 Star
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2 Star
2 (7.142857142857143%)
1 Star
3 (10.714285714285714%)